OOH, a button! What does it say? Hmmm? Oh! It says... please press! O.k .Sure!Click.BEEP! BEEP! BEEP! SELF DESTRUCT IN 5.2 SECONDS! AHHH! 4! HELP! 3! WAHHH! 2 ! WHY DID I PRESS IT! BOOM ! WHAT?!?! I’m alive? OOH ! it is just a sandwich!Yum.But why though? I can tell you why.Because people keep trying to steal my sandwich.How was there an alarm then?It was in the sandwich see.OHH.Then,what was in the sandwich. Sardines ,dead snails,and a piece of chicken I found in the road. Ewwwww. I think i’m going to puke!!!BLAHHH.AWWW you barfed on my sandwich.Hmmm?Gulp. Yummy.
