Cause and Effect:
THE WILD...
Once upon a time a little girl named Jessaika was reading a book and that book was Barney & Friends.
“Oh MY Gosh!!! It’s BARNEY!!!!”
Jessaika yelled.
Jessaika yelled.
“Shut up! Barney is a fake and you know it.” Alex slapped her in the FACE.
“Barney...He’s...He’s....my only LOVE!!!” Jessaika said hugging her barney poster.
“Agggh!! Ewww Sicko!!! Mom said only at 5:30 you can do your hugging session with Barney!!”Alex yelled grossly because of the fact that Jessaika was hugging her poster.
“Hey. Do you see that...button over there?” Alex pressed the button.
“OH. Uh, that’s my uh, barney....thing?” Jessiaka said.
The room started shaking eerily. “AAAAGGGG!!!! SAVE BARNEY!!!!!!!!” JESSAIKA yelled as she grabbed all of her barney keychains.
“Dummy. It’s just a...a...”ALex didn’t finish.
Alex was sitting on the couch.
“woah!” The couch started talking. “It’s a real human!!” The sofa said.
“Yah...And...Your a ....talkign couch? Right...”Alex jumped up.
“Well, of course. I was born this way...By Lady Gaga.”The couch starting singing.
“Uh, where did Jessaika go?” “She..Barney’s wife? Mrs.Friends? I may assume.”The couch asked pointing over to the computer screen.
“DO NOT TOUCH” Alex read from the computer.
Alex repeated the words several times.
“Yah.” Alex touched the computer screen and POP! “Woah. It’s ugly Jessaika!!” Alex yelled.
Loverboy & Hope
