Once there was a girl. She was in LOVE with Elmo. She had Elmo cloths, beds, blankets, sheets, pillows, books, lamps, rugs, desks, novels, computer screen savers, movies, and 1 poster that says: I love Elmo.One day Elsa ( the girl who loved Elmo) bought an Elmo bomb. She didn’t know that it was a bomb. She thought it was a new Dancing Elmo. When she got home she pressed the button. Nothing happend. She didn’t know it blew up China!!! That night she saw on the news that China blew up!!!
Cause: Elmo Bomb
Effect: China blew up!!
THE END!!
MWAA HA HA HA!!!